Wednesday, 5 September 2007


Klaxons scoop Mercury

Klaxons have won the Nationwide Mercury Prize for Album Of The Year for their Myths Of The Near Future record.

The trio appeared on stage to collect the award in a rather drunk state though Jamie could just about say: “The Mercury’s are about pushing music forward and we believe that’s what we did!”

Earlier Amy Winehouse performed a spine-tingling Love Is A Losing Game without forgetting the words or throwing up.

The singer was back from the Caribbean with only an acoustic guitar accompaniment and got the biggest cheer of the night.
Klaxons- who themselves performed Golden Skans- said they were not surprised they beat Amy. "Her record is a retro record," said Jamie "ours is forward-thinking."


Brain like an 85 year old

Wrestling killer Chris Benoit's brain was so badly damaged at the time of his suicide that it resembled an 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient's, tests revealed today.

Dr Julian Bailes, who carried out the examination on behalf of Chris's father Michael, said the damage was "striking and maybe shocking". Speaking on American TV, he added: "We think we have great anatomical damage here from previous trauma. Whether it had a psychiatric or behavioural expression, we certainly think that's most likely."

Benoit, known for his tough hard-hitting wrestling style, suffered a number of concussions during his wrestling career in Japan and America. He was also a heavy steroid user.

Former WWE star Benoit, 40, murdered his wife Nancy and seven-year-old son Daniel in June before hanging himself.


BB BB’s

Big Brother star Charley Uchea wants to prolong her 15 minutes of fame by getting Big Boobs.

The former lapdancer is planning to enhance her curves and become a lads mag pinup.

She said: "I know what a boob job is – I'm getting one."

The star is also planning co capitalise on her celebrity by releasing a talking Charley doll for children. She added: "I'm making a Charley doll for little kids and it says, I'm not being funny,” and, “I'm a south London It girl.”

WHO WOULD WANT IT, SERIOUSLY WHO?


Other News

* Rapper P Diddy hit the roof last night over internet slurs suggesting that he was videoed buying drugs.

* Hospitals look set to ban Crocs after three life saving machines were knocked off by static electricity caused by the hugely popular rubber sandals.

* Jude Law has been arrested over allegedly attacking a photographer.

* Girls Aloud star Nicola Roberts has emerged is an unlikely political commentator. The ginger songstress has spoken out over recent events in her home town of Liverpool and believes our politicians are indirectly to blame.

* Scientists in America are carrying out test on a new breed of vampire dog which sucks the blood out of goats – it could explain the mystery of the legendary Chupacabra….google it if you don’t know.

* Geordie duo Ant and Dec have revealed they've been given a little help to ensure audiences in the US can understand them.
The pair have been in Los Angeles filming quiz series Wanna Bet? They explained a man is on set to press a button when their words cannot be understood.


Clip of the day

Nicole from PCD goes solo - choon!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wr4W5J7nkNE&mode=related&search=

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