Wednesday 19 September 2007

Skinny Arsed Bitches
Lily Allen has claimed that she felt exploited and "set-up" by the media to use her in the weight debate when her fashion range was launched at the same time as that of supermodel Kate Moss.
The 'Smile' singer designed a clothing collection at high street store New Look within days of Moss's highly publicised Topshop collection being launched. The media then used the competition of the two clothing ranges to highlight the issues surrounding size zero celebrities, which Allen claimed made her "feel fat" and she is now insecure about her body.
She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I felt I'd been set up and it shook me. All of the body image issues I struggle with on a daily basis came up. "I'm a size 10 with a size eight top and made to feel fat next to someone like Kate Moss. What makes me angry is I let it happen. "I'm not super-skinny, so in 'Fameland' I'm fat Lily Allen. It's now my ambition to get all those skinny-arsed bitches off the covers of magazines and get normal people on them."
Mentalists
Gallows singer Frank Carter has designed some tattoos based around the comedy character Alan Partridge.
Carter has teamed up with The Dear & Departed frontman Dan Under to work on creating some body art inspired by Steve Coogan's popular TV creation.
The rocker told Kerrang: "Dan's an amazing tattooist. So we decided to work on designs inspired by stuff from the I'm Alan Partridge show."
There's going to be a design of a cup of beans with a sausage in it and a tie and blazer badge combination pack. Really random stuff that only fans will get." He added: "Hopefully in a few months, thousands of people will be walking about with Partridge tattoos."
Sex Horror
Glamour model Jordan has compared her sex life with singer Peter Andre to the horror film Hostel.
The I'm A Celebrity star has spoken previously about her husband's manhood being similar in stature to a Sky+ remote control and has now claimed that the couple have very unusual habits in the bedroom.
She told OK magazine: "Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."Jordan added that the couple were still very happy together and that they plan to renew their wedding vows at some point next year.
For those who haven't seen Hostel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostel_(film)
I hope it is not like that.
Curvy Kate
Kate Moss has taken up a new health programme, which she has called the Vibrancy Diet, in order to get a curvier figure.
The regime, which means the model will eat three meals a day, includes relaxation and meditation techniques and having her face exfoliated with boiled milk.
Moss has reportedly gained 5lbs since parting ways with her ex-lover Pete Doherty in July, but she is apparently pleased by the weight gain.
A source told the Daily Mail: "She's really taken herself in hand since her split with Pete Doherty and has spoken to skincare experts, nutritionists and homeopaths about how best to look after herself. "When she was with Pete, they'd often eat at weird hours and would go for days with little sleep."
In other news
* Jessica Alba has damaged her teeth while filming a romantic scene in her new movie Good Luck Chuck.
* Dave Grohl has publicly slammed Paris Hilton, branding her "disgusting" and "offensive" and claiming that he hopes his own daughter will not turn out like the socialite.
* Jennifer Lopez has revealed that she would like to join the Spice Girls on stage during their forthcoming reunion tour.
* Hell's Kitchen pulled in a tasty audience for ITV1. The final of the celebrity cooking show, which was won by former boxer Barry McGuigan, peaked at 6.3 million viewers and a 29% share at 10pm.
* Filming has begun on a kung-fu action drama for BBC Three based on the comic characters created by Gorillaz animator Jamie Hewlett. Phoo Action stars the daughter of actor Ray Winstone, Jaime Winstone, as Whitey Action.
* Cameron Diaz has decided to turn 'ugly' for her next movie role, in which she will play a woman who has her life ruined by undergoing cosmetic surgery that went wrong.
* A photograph of a Rwandan woman who was raped during the 1994 genocide has been nominated for the UK National Portrait Gallery's Photographic Portrait Prize.
* Singer Britney Spears has been ordered to undergo random drug and alcohol tests twice a week, according to court documents in her child custody dispute.
* Sienna Miller has blasted reports that she is 'sleeping around' and has insisted that one-night stands are not her style.
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