Dani to get Jacko's bodyguard

Celebrity Big Brother stunner Danielle Lloyd has hired Michael Jackson’s bodyguard to save her from a stalker.

Matt Fiddes has been Jackson’s UK minder for ten years. Now he looks after Danielle, 23, who has been plagued by the female stalker for months.
The woman, in her 20s, followed Danielle from her home and got past other guards to lay flowers on her doorstep.

Dad-of-five Matt, 29, was recommended to Danielle by fellow Celebrity BB contestant Jermaine Jackson, Michael’s brother.

A friend of Danielle said yesterday: “She is totally freaked, but Matt is lethal in dealing with trouble. He is a renowned martial arts expert who could – if he wanted – kill with one move.”

Spears kids to saty with K-Fed

BRITNEY SPEARS has not regained custody of her kids.

Commissioner Scott Gordon today gave the wayward singer a total of two monitored visits per week and one overnight visit.

Spears and her ex Kevin Federline have been ordered by Judge Gordon to work out holiday schedules with the kids and Britney must submit evidence that she has childproofed her pool area by Friday.

In his order, the judge wrote that, when Britney has the kids, "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost sombre with little communication at all."

Mucca on edge

Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills has accused the media of "pushing her to the edge", likening her treatment to that of Princess Diana.

In an emotional interview on breakfast TV station GMTV, she also accused "a certain corner" of fuelling negative coverage about her in the press.

She added she had received death threats and been "close to suicide". Mills, whose divorce from the ex-Beatle is going through the courts, called on the public to stop buying newspapers.

She said: "I've had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer and I've done nothing but charity for the 20 years.


In other news

* An all-star line-up of small-screen celebrities is expected at this year's National TV Awards, to be held later at London's Royal Albert Hall. Veteran newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald will host the awards, the winners of which are decided by the public.

* Motorsport boss Max Mosley has said Lewis Hamilton could have a negative effect on Formula One if he is as successful next year as he was in 2007. "If he does the same thing next season as he's done this season, it will certainly have a big effect," he said.

"It will start to be negative because we'll get the Schumacher effect where people start writing to me saying can't you do something to slow him down." Mosley added that Hamilton's role in revitalising F1 had been exaggerated.

* It's not often Kerry Katona has anything in common with Hollywood stars, but she shares at least one bad habit with Nicole Richie. The Simple Life star has been spotted puffing away on a cigarette, despite being seven months pregnant with her first child.

* The Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall fairytale seems to have captured the hearts of The Sun's, 'Bizarre' readers. They were voted the sweetest couple in their list of adorable twosomes.

* A former prisoner in Australia has decided to buy his own jail cell.

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