£100 cheaper than last years intro to the market – Apple have revealed their go-faster 3G gadget, with web-surfing speeds three times faster than its predecessor, going on sale in the UK on 11th July.
Features of the new iphone are being kept top secret, but it will have a “virtual band” complete with piano, drums and base, where users will be able to record what they play and share it with friends. Other improvements include a smaller body, longer battery life, and a sat nav to work alongside google maps.
Makers say it’s set to be the phone to beat for the summer…
Features of the new iphone are being kept top secret, but it will have a “virtual band” complete with piano, drums and base, where users will be able to record what they play and share it with friends. Other improvements include a smaller body, longer battery life, and a sat nav to work alongside google maps.
Makers say it’s set to be the phone to beat for the summer…
‘The world will end on June 12’ 
Thank the world for nutters…it certainly keeps things entertaining. According to the House of Yahweh, led by resident chief nutter Yisrayl Hawkins, a nuclear holocaust will come on June 12th and the world is set to end.
That is unless you live in Texas and are part of his merry men…
All you have to do to be saved is fly to over Texas, live in the Yahweh compound, change your name to Hawkins, and agree to worship him – oh and sleep with him if you’re a woman.
Believers of Yahweh have already been convinced of several of his other predictions that the world will end…none of which as yet have been correct. BUT if, just this once, he has got his finger on the pulse and is right about nuclear holocaust…just remember you heard it here first…
In other news…
* Jessica Alba and Ulrika Johnson have both dropped their sprogs over the weekend. The lucky children share the same birthday, as both stars gave birth on Saturday. Alba’s baby girl has been named Honor Marie Warren (congratulated by Jess’s gynaecologist who sent her a dozen roses – how sweet), and Ulrika’s baby boy named Malcolm Monet. Now Tori Spelling has just on the band wagon and had hers as well…a little girl Stella Doreen born yesterday.
* Rhys Ifans is set to perform with new band The Peth at The Green Man Festival in Brecon, South Wales, in August. Perhaps the singing will help him gets over his broken heart.
* The BBC are reporting that the runner up in this year’s Apprentice will be offered a job by Essex County Council, tailored to their specific strengths. “This is about the ambition of the county as a whole” commented council leader Lord Hanningfield.
* Doctor Who is more popular than football…according to Saturday's ratings…Doctor Who attracted 7.1million viewers, as opposed to the opening Euro 2008 game hitting 4million.
RUMOUR MILL
- Sharon Osbourne heads to ‘Strictly’?
- Russell Brand dating US socialite Phoebe Price?
- The Apprentice’s Claire and Lee are an item?? Please no…
CLIPS
Thank the world for nutters…it certainly keeps things entertaining. According to the House of Yahweh, led by resident chief nutter Yisrayl Hawkins, a nuclear holocaust will come on June 12th and the world is set to end.
That is unless you live in Texas and are part of his merry men…
All you have to do to be saved is fly to over Texas, live in the Yahweh compound, change your name to Hawkins, and agree to worship him – oh and sleep with him if you’re a woman.
Believers of Yahweh have already been convinced of several of his other predictions that the world will end…none of which as yet have been correct. BUT if, just this once, he has got his finger on the pulse and is right about nuclear holocaust…just remember you heard it here first…
In other news…
* Jessica Alba and Ulrika Johnson have both dropped their sprogs over the weekend. The lucky children share the same birthday, as both stars gave birth on Saturday. Alba’s baby girl has been named Honor Marie Warren (congratulated by Jess’s gynaecologist who sent her a dozen roses – how sweet), and Ulrika’s baby boy named Malcolm Monet. Now Tori Spelling has just on the band wagon and had hers as well…a little girl Stella Doreen born yesterday.
* Rhys Ifans is set to perform with new band The Peth at The Green Man Festival in Brecon, South Wales, in August. Perhaps the singing will help him gets over his broken heart.
* The BBC are reporting that the runner up in this year’s Apprentice will be offered a job by Essex County Council, tailored to their specific strengths. “This is about the ambition of the county as a whole” commented council leader Lord Hanningfield.
* Doctor Who is more popular than football…according to Saturday's ratings…Doctor Who attracted 7.1million viewers, as opposed to the opening Euro 2008 game hitting 4million.
RUMOUR MILL
- Sharon Osbourne heads to ‘Strictly’?
- Russell Brand dating US socialite Phoebe Price?
- The Apprentice’s Claire and Lee are an item?? Please no…
CLIPS
There's nothing like a bit of the Hoff on a Tuesday...even the simplest of things he just can't understand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it6iBT_8Xi4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it6iBT_8Xi4
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