Thursday 5 June 2008

Rocker Hires Dwarfs For Wedding

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood is hiring dwarfs to perform at his daughters wedding. The 61 year old rocker wants five actors dressed as elves to play pranks at the reception for model Leah.

Wedding planners are looking for male and female “mischievous, giggling little imps” as short as 4ft. He wants them to leap out of bushes to surprise guests with stunts such as stealing ladies hats.

The wedding, set to take place on 21 June, will be an extravagant affair, and the elves are said to “make it even more fun” proposed to stay in character all evening, dressed in different costumes.

The Stones are set to play at the bash.


Four In Apprentice Final

After a cracking interview-episode of The Apprentice last night, only one was fired (I'm guessing everyone knows it was Lucinda…if not you do now), leaving four candidates left for the final.

So we have teams of two – Claire and Lee pitted against Alex and Helena, and the losing team will get fired, with one of the winning team getting hired. This means it’s set to be a battle to the end - making a cracking final-to-be next week.


In other news…
* Florida lap dancer Maxi Mounds has the world’s biggest implants – making her a 36MMM. Her boobs – weigh 20lbs and measure 62 inches across.
* BB big mouth Charlie Uchea is definitely planning a pop career – she’s due to release a R&B hip-hop single in response to Chanelle’s called ‘I Want It More.’ Clever.
* Comedian Jack Whitehall and Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles have been announced as the first two presenters of Big Brother's Big Mouth.
* Mark Ronson was named Man Of The Year at the Glamour Awards bash at London’s Berkley Square Gardens on Tuesday night. Whilst State-side K-Fed was named Father of the Year by a Las Vegas club.


RUMOUR MILL
- Girls Aloud to host BBC chat show?
- Ethan Hawke to marry girlfriend?

CLIPS
Mobile popcorn trick...do try this at home...

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