Gazza to dance the night away
Troubled footie legend Gazza, 40, has signed up for the new series of BBC1's Strictly Come Dancing.
Gazza says he'll be hitting the tango and not the beer after having emergency surgery for a burst stomach ulcer.
Cheeky chappies Ant and Dec were desperate to sign their fellow geordie up for ITV's I'm a Celebrity... but he rejected them at the last minute and will follow in the footsteps of sport stars Denise Lewis and Mark Ramprakash, winner of the last series.
Canny rancher evades crocs
David would yell out: 'Not tonight brothers. I'm not falling out of this tree for you bastards.'
He was finally rescued by an Army chopper after surviving on two meat sandwiches and a risky daily dash for water as the crocs slept.
He scratched the following farewell note to his wife and son on a tin, just in case: 'Surrounded by crocs and snakes. See choppers every day flying too low - can pass a footy to the blind pricks. Love you my son.
Britney's lesbo romp
The troubled singer ordered minders to leave the pool area so that she could enjoy her lesbian love-in, but it seems she was still spotted by a few peeking toms.
One onlooker said: 'Britney seemed more into this girl than she has ever been into a guy.'
Does Britney still actually release any music??
In other news:
- Cheeky girl Gabriela Irimia has slapped a sex ban on Lembit Opik because of pain from kidney stones.
- Johnny Borrell is rumoured to be planning a split from Razorlight to go solo.
- Pharrell says the Princes' concert for Diana was all his idea. Modest as always.
Clip of the day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE
A music video from Flight of the conchords, the Kiwi comedians I posted yesterday. It features that girl from Clueless and Peep Show.
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